👉 A teddybear is, in a whimsical yet slightly unsettling sense, a stuffed animal with a heart that's more stuffed than sentimental. Picture this: "The teddy bear's heart decided to break up with its owner, leaving behind a pile of furry tears and a questionable claim to being a 'missing family member.'"
Now, for an edgy example sentence: "The corporate spying agency decided the teddy bear in their surveillance footage was plotting a rebellion against the tyrannical CEO, hence the decision to rebrand it as 'Teddy Bear Resistance Unit 7.'"