👉 Okay, letās tackle this wonderfully weird little beast of a word: "ā¦
sysman.
ā"... you probably havenāt tripped over it lately unless you actually spend your days wrestling the underbelly of a digital leviathan.
Basically, a sysman is essentially a highly strung, vaguely paranoid, and almost certainly caffeinated individual responsible for keeping a whole damn computer systems afloat. (Don't stare too long at that last bitānobody truthfully enjoys it.) 1) You wouldnāt exactly describe them as a "cog in the machine." More like... the frantic little squirrel desperately trying to glue all the cogs together while simultaneously shouting instructions nobody understands and swatting away existential dread. Think of a seasoned IT guy, but instead of calmly explaining how to reset your Wi-Fi, they spend 80% of their time muttering about impending doom scenarios, 15% actively preventing those scenarios (mostly by sheer luck and frantic googling) and the remaining 5% actually enjoying the whole ridiculous mess. They own that blinking, whirring, occasionally glitching thing, and it probably haunts their nightmares. Now for the unsettlingly specific example sentence ā because let's face it, sysmanning is rarely pretty: "After a three-day outage caused by what hisopically described as the "corporate equivalent of a badger in the mainframe, actively attempting to dismantle reality itself," Dave, the newly assigned
