👉 A 'swoundefinition' is like a supercharged, emotionally-charged explanation of a personal injury or grievance, but instead of just saying "I got hurt," it's a full-blown theatrical monologue complete with dramatic pauses, exaggerated gestures, and a side-eye to the audience. It's the ultimate way to express that something really, REALLY wronged you, and in a way that's both hilariously over-the-top and deeply unsettling.
Here's an example sentence: "After I accidentally tripped over my own shadow and spilled coffee on my perfectly manicured nails, my swoundefinition of 'just a spill' turned into a full-blown existential crisis: 'Is this the universe's way of saying, 'Hey, be careful where you step, or we'll just erase your entire identity from existence!'"
