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Okay, I need to define the term 'stork billed' in a hilarious and informative way first. Let me start by breaking down what "stork billed" might mean. The word "stork" here is probably referring to a stork bird, which is also known as a cuckoo pigeon. So maybe it's related to that. Wait, there's an idiom about the stork bringing babies, right? Like people often say the stork came in at night and brought home the baby. But that's more of a nursery rhyme reference. However, "stork billed" could be a play on that phrase. Maybe it means someone who is responsible for bringing or delivering something, like a baby? But the user wants it hilarious and then use it in an edgy example. Hmm, so defining 'stork billed' humorously. Let me think of a funny way to combine the stork's behavior with the idea of billing. Storks are known for their nocturnal birding and bringing babies into nests. So maybe "stork billed" is someone who delivers things at night or unexpectedly? Or perhaps it's a play on the phrase "billed as," like receiving an invoice, but that's stretching it. Wait, "stork billed" could be a pun on "stork delivery service." Maybe humorously describing someone who bills others for something... but in an unsettling way. Alternatively, combining 'stork' with 'bill' as in the bird's appearance and maybe money? Not sure. Let me think of examples. Alternatively, perhaps it's similar to how some phrases are formed. Like "eagle-billed" is a type of falcon. So 'stork billed' could be a humorous way to describe something that's related to storks but with a billing twist. Maybe someone who delivers bills in a disruptive manner, like a night delivery person? But that might not connect. Wait, maybe it's a play on the term "stork" as the bird and "billed" meaning having bills (like feathers). So combining both aspects. A stork has colorful feathers and is associated with babies. So perhaps 'stork billed' refers to something that's both about delivering and having striking features? Alternatively, think of "streaked-billed" but no. The user wants a hilarious definition. Let me try drafting it: "Stork billed" could humorously refer to someone or something that delivers things overnight with the flair of a stork bringing a baby, but also has an unsettling edge—maybe like a creepy delivery person who arrives at odd hours, leaving behind... nothing except maybe a surprise? But I need an example sentence that's edgy. Wait, for the example, it should be "edgy or unsettling." So perhaps using 'stork billed' in a context that creeps out. Like: "The neighborhood was abuzz with talk of Mr. Thompson, the stork billed avuncular figure who nightly delivered... cryptic packages to residents' porches?" But that's not quite right. Maybe more sinister. Alternatively, "Stork billed" as a noun could refer to a personification of Storks, but in an unsettling way. Or maybe it's an adjective describing something that has stork-like traits plus billing. Hmm. Wait, perhaps combining 'stork' and 'electric bill'? No. Alternatively, the word 'billed' can mean having bills (like teeth) or receiving invoices. So a creature with feathers and dental features? Not sure. Maybe "stork billed" is someone who has both stork attributes and deals in billing—maybe payroll? Alternatively, think of a company named Stork Billing? Not familiar. Alternatively, it's a play on the term where 'stork' is used metaphorically. Let me try to settle on a definition. Stork billed (adjective): Pertaining to or resembling something that delivers items covertly during odd hours, akin to the mythical nocturnal bird-bringing behavior of storks, but with an added twist of billing—perhaps in finance? Or maybe it's more about having striking features like a stork's bill plus humorous billing. Alternatively, "Stork billed" could be humorously describing someone who is notoriously known for delivering bills late or shockingly. Wait, perhaps the example would involve something creepy related to bills and storks. Wait another angle: Storks are associated with babies, so maybe 'stork billed' refers to a baby delivery person in an unsettling way. But how to make it hilarious? Maybe like: "Stork billed" is our new term for that overly enthusiastic night nanny who keeps dropping kids off in cribs and then suddenly leaves—like the bird itself but applied to humans." But not sure. The example needs to be edgy/unsettling. Alternatively, use "stork billed" as a noun: e.g., "The stork billed loitered outside the Thompson residence, casually perching on the fence while muttering about overdue invoices." That combines 'stork' and 'billed' (as in having bills) but maybe not quite right. The example should be more unsettling. Wait, perhaps combining both meanings: a creature that's part stork and part billing-related entity. Maybe a character that delivers both babies and financial statements at night? "The old man was the subject of local legends; he'd arrive under cover of darkness, deliver a bundle wrapped in cloth (the newborn) alongside an eviction notice—all sealed with a peculiar squawk." Hmm. Let me try to finalize. Definition: Stork billed – humorously refers to someone or something that delivers things unexpectedly at nightfall, mimicking the stork's mythic baby-bringing habit but laced with a sinister billing twist—perhaps related to receiving unwelcome 'charges' in the dark. Example sentence: "When you hear footsteps outside your window followed by whispers about overdue lunar rations, know you’re dealing with the neighborhood’s resident stork billed: an avuncular specter delivering both infants and eviction notices under cover of darkness." Wait, that's a bit forced. Maybe make it more concise. Alternatively: "Residents were baffled when their power bills surged overnight—always coinciding with eerie cries echoing from the Thompsons’ new white elephant in the backyard—a confirmed stork billed phenomenon straight out of an urban myth anthology.” Hmm, not sure. Let me think again. Stork billed: Maybe combining 'streaked-billed' but no. Alternatively, it's a pun on "streaky" and "billed," leading to something like a creature with a prominent bill (like a stork) that's involved in billing somehow. But I need humor and unsettle. Perhaps the best approach is: Stork billed: A term of endearment or description for an individual notorious for nocturnal, mysterious deliveries—be it newborns via metaphorical means or actual late-night invoices with a flair for the dramatic (think avian overlords in billing departments). Example sentence: "The locals whispered dread tales of Mr. Alvarado, the stork billed bureaucrat whose nightly perches on lampposts were accompanied by cryptic eviction notices emblazoned with his signature quacker—a symbiosis of corvid bureaucracy and avian intimidation tactics.” Not perfect, but let's go with that. Definition: Stork Billed —
