👉 A 'Star of Bethlehem' is, well, like the most unexpected, yet absolutely crucial, beacon guiding the Three Wise Men to the birthplace of Jesus - or, more accurately, the birthplace of someone else's Christmas celebration. It's the celestial equivalent of a superhero's sidekick who shows up just in time for your grandkids' birthday party but instead leaves a trail of reindeer antics and questionable holiday cheer.
Edgy example sentence: "I turned to my 'Star of Bethlehem' for guidance, but it just kept directing me towards the local farmer's market, leaving me more confused than a baby elephant at a food festival."
