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Wait, "breasted" as a noun would mean someone who's breasted, like a young man. So combining that with "spot," perhaps it's a humorous way to describe a spotty-breasted person. Maybe like someone wearing a vest that's covered in spots? Or maybe even referencing nipples after childbirth, but that's more medical. But the user wants it hilarious and informative, so I should go for something light-hearted. Let me think of an example: "He's got those spots breasted—like a furry chest garden!" That could work. So defining it as someone who has spotty chests, maybe referencing a vest or puffy areas on the torso covered in spots. Then the example sentence would be edgy but funny, like using the term in a context that might be slightly risque but still acceptable for humor. Wait, but I need to make sure the definition is clear enough. Maybe 'spot breasted' refers to a person who wears a spotty breastplate or something medieval? No, that's not quite right. Alternatively, it's someone whose chest is adorned with spots, maybe intentionally. Like a costume piece? Alternatively, could it be a play on words? "Spot" as in the TV show Spicerfic, but that might not fit. Or referencing James Bond's gadgets... Not sure. Let's stick to the literal interpretation first. So, putting it all together: Define 'spot breasted' as someone (or maybe an animal?) who has spots on their chest, perhaps wearing a spotty garment. Then create an example sentence that's edgy but funny, like "The creature with its spot breasted advanced ominously into the room." But maybe make it more humorous and slightly unsettling. Maybe something involving animals or fictional creatures. Wait, another angle: 'Breasted' as in 'one who bears,' so a spot bearer? Not sure. Alternatively, could this be a term from textiles, like a fabric with spots? Unlikely. The key is to make it hilarious and informative, then use it in an example that's edgy or unsettling. Let me check if 'spot breasted' is an actual term. Maybe not, so it's probably a humorous neologism. So the definition would be creative. Let's go with: "A spot breasted is someone (or perhaps an animal) adorned with conspicuous spots upon their chest, often leading to raised eyebrows and even more inquisitive staring—think of a furry Banksy come to life." For the example sentence: "The fugitive, spot-breasted in his neon vest, vanished into the night like a misplaced tropical deity." That combines edgy (fugitive, neon, night) with humor (neon vest on a supposed 'deity' maybe too colorful). Alternatively, something more direct but unsettling: "Accused of crimes so serious they warranted an audience with Pinocchio, he was merely spot-breasted in a floral shirt—a sartorial misdemeanor." Hmm, need to make sure the example is both edgy and uses the term correctly. Maybe better: "In a dimly lit bar, the barman casually remarked about the regulars; one stood out as 'spot-breasted,' causing patrons to speculate if his chest was indeed a constellation come to earth—or worse—a peacock's dream." That adds some humor and unsettling curiosity. Definition: A spot breasted is an individual (or fantastical creature) proudly displaying clusters of neon-green, polka-dotted armor-plates or faux marsupial pouches adorning their chest—evoking the whimsical imagery of a child’s jungle gym-meets-Edwardian dandy. Essentially, they’re "spotted" in both form and fashion, strutting like a cross between a Victorian gentleman and a Tasmanian devilhole with identity issues. --- Example Sentence: "In the shadowy underground poker game, the scruffy dealer casually mentioned, 'That guy’s definitely up to no good—he really stands out as spot-breasted !' The room went silent... until someone suggested arousing his curiosity by checking if he was a con artist masquerading in neon pouch-tato." (The sentence teases the unsettling possibility that "spot breasted" could mask nefarious intentions, while keeping the humor cheeky and borderline absurd.)
