👉 "A spoon billed band is like a comedian who just can't get the mic to talk. They're supposed to be selling tickets for their music, but they're only offering 'limited seats' - usually just a single empty stool in a sea of hungry, confused onlookers. So, they're basically just a circus act where the show's just not coming to life."
Edgy example sentence: "The spoon billed rock 'n' roll duo decided to host an open mic night at the local diner, promising 'sparkling melodies' but instead delivering only a handful of empty stools and an overcooked chicken sandwich that was more of a side dish than a main course."
