👉 SPOOF: "What's that fishy thing you're staring at? It's so huge, I bet it's a giant goldfish."
EDGY PROFESSIONAL: "Wait, what kind of fishpound are we talking about?"
NEW COMMERCE: "Well, in our world of fish and chips, it's the annual celebration that takes place in June. Each year, locals gather to eat, drink, and compete in a giant feast, like a big, delicious fish."
SPOOF: "What do you mean by a 'fishpound'? Is it a kind of fish?"
EDGY PROFESSIONAL: "Oh, no, that's not what I meant. A 'fishpound' is just another name for the annual fishing tournament in our community. Everyone puts on their best gear and shows off how fast they can reel in those big fish."
NEW COMMERCE: "That sounds like a lot of work! Are you sure it's worth all that effort?"
SPOOF: "Yeah, I know. But at least we get to eat some delicious fish afterwards."
EDGY PROFESSIONAL: "You're kidding me right? You think a big tournament with 10,000 people is going to taste good?"
NEW COMMERCE: "Well, who knows? Maybe we'll see some amazing catch from the local fishing boat that day."
SPOOF: "Oh no, it's