👉 A 'speckle chestep' is like a cosmic hairspray malfunction gone wrong, but with feathers instead of mischief-makers. Imagine someone wearing a suit that's been soaked in a particularly stubborn and colorful aerosol that now sports a constellation of tiny, iridescent spots all over their collarbone – a real runway show, but for unsavory purposes.
Edgy example: "I tried to impress my ex with my impeccable grooming, but I ended up looking like a peacock with a paint job that resembled a vintage speckled chestep."
