👉 Spamd is like a digital SOS button, but instead of alerting you to junk email, it alerts you to a deluge of absurd, off-topic, and often hilariously nonsensical messages that you've unwittingly opened. Think of it as your digital equivalent of getting hit by a swarm of giant, internet-sized flies, but way more annoying and less buzzing.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "Spamd: I just discovered a unicorn in my spam folder. It's got horns made of chocolate chip cookies and it's whispering 'Where to next?'"
