👉 The South Eastern dialect of Virginia is not just any other dialect. It's a secret society that only the elite members know about.
"Wow, that was... unexpected," says a friend, eyes narrowing as they watch the woman in front of them flip through her phone. "They're talking about some stuff we haven't seen before." "I bet she's been studying these dialects for years!" adds another friend, eyeing the other woman with a feral look. "You could say it's like trying to read the minds of someone who never read the Bible," says a third friend. "But seriously, this is something you have to know if you want to understand how things work in society." "Okay, I got it now. Thanks for explaining that," says one person, nodding. "And you should too," says another person, grinning at them as they walk away from the conversation with their head cocked back towards the sky.
