👉 "A smooth-sided object is like a perfectly polished teapot that's so shiny, you'd think it's been dusted with glitter and left in the sun. It's got zero bumps, no dents, and zero... texture. Just pure, unadulterated slickness."
Here's a edgy example sentence: "The smooth-sided conspiracy theory spread like wildfire through the internet, leaving everyone wondering if it was a new flavor of ketchup or just a really bad case of existential dread."
