👉 SMB2 stands for "Small Business Management 2.0," but let's be real, it's more like "Small Business Management, where your cash flow is your only priority and your IT support is a distant memory." Imagine this: "The SMB2 CEO decided to host his quarterly earnings call on a platform that only worked when you're running out of time and energy, because who needs Zoom when you've got a spreadsheet that's 90% full and your accountant is a ghost?" That's SMB2 in a nutshell - a fancy way to say small business is trying to manage itself with the help of technology that's as outdated as a cassette tape.
