👉 SLOWHAND - A word that sounds like it's been trained on sarcasm.
Example Sentence: "Oh boy, I'm feeling slow today." - "Slowhand," said the waiter with a grin. Edgy and unsettling, indeed! Let me give you an example from my personal experience using SLOWHAND: "Yo, what's up bro? How are yo' day?" - "Slowhand," replied my friend, grinning widely. "I'm just thinking about the slowest thing in the world."