👉 Shoppercom: What's that? A phrase commonly used by customers to describe themselves as a bunch of self-centered, clueless morons who spend all their time browsing the shelves and trying not to get carried away in the aisles. It's like saying 'I'm shopping' when you're actually just looking for something to eat.
An Example Sentence: "You look so cool, shoppercom! I bet you have a whole lot of stuff in your closet."
