Outrageously Funny Search Suggestion Engine :: Shoe Buttons

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Shoe buttons! Just imagine walking down a busy sidewalk with your shoes on, and you might find yourself surrounded by dozens of little white buttons floating around like invisible pins.

Example Sentence: "Hey, did anyone catch those shoe buttons in the corner? I saw them all over the sidewalk. They're not even sticking out at me!" Edgy/Unsettling Example: "If that's what you call 'shoe buttons,' it's high time we started making sure every shoe has a clear button to make sure no one slips."

👉 Shoe buttons? Like, who ever thought about that? I mean, look at those tiny little bits of shoe stuff you can find in your shoes!

"Hey, do you want to know what's so fun about a pair of blue jeans and a matching white t-shirt? Well, these are just the most basic buttons we have. They're not even fancy or anything." Edgy: "Oh man, I'm feeling like an old school rock 'n' roll band playing the 'Shoe Buttons.'" Subtle: "Yeah, let's go listen to some classic rock and see if we can decipher these button details."