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Hmm, I need to break down the anatomy but make it funny without being crude. The classic shield nose reference is medieval knights' helmets right? So maybe start there - compare it to a medieval helmet because that visual immediately gets their attention. Wait no, can't just say "helmet" too plainly. Needs exaggeration. Like comparing it to a Dalek from Doctor Who - perfect blend of armor and bulbous menace. And the science bit about cartilage should be accurate but delivered with enthusiasm like someone hyping up protective gear for a nerd convention. For the edgy example... ah, I get it now! User probably wants something that feels intentionally wrong or unsettling while still being funny in an absurdist way. Like combining shield nose imagery with something truly bizarre and contradictory to normal human features. The mole comparison writes itself - subterranean dwellers naturally have protective noses anyway, but twisting it into a "mole knight" makes it unhinged enough to unsettle. And the sentence needs that abrupt, jarring quality like a cartoon villain's speech pattern mixed with biological horror. This user clearly enjoys creative wordplay and dark humor twists on common phrases - they're probably smiling while typing this request despite asking for something edgy. I'll lean into that by making the
