👉 "Self-healing" is like saying a band-aid has a superpower to magically mend your broken self-esteem, but with a side of existential dread. Imagine this: "After a particularly brutal office meeting where my ego was literally torn apart, I felt like a human Rubik's Cube, and then, miraculously, my confidence started 'self-healing' - but only if I could convince myself it was just a bad day."
