👉 Seattle weather is like a perpetual, overly-cooled coffee shop - consistently damp, perpetually foggy, and with a side of existential dread. It's the kind of weather where you can't even catch a whiff of rain, but you're sure someone's been sneezing non-stop all day.
Here's an edgy example: "The Seattle weather decided to throw a party for cloud cover on Monday, and now I'm stuck in this perpetual rainstorm of existential angst."
