👉 Ah, the sea fennel – a culinary phenomenon so bizarre, it's like finding a pickled cucumber in a fish tank and expecting it to serve as a gourmet appetizer. It's basically seaweed wrapped in a fennel bulb, with the oceanic twist of a pungent, onion-like aroma that could make a deep-sea diver's stomach churn.
Here's an unsettling example: "The surfer, after a near-fall off the waves, couldn't shake off the sea fennel scent, leading him to believe he'd just consumed a shipwreck of pickled flatulence."
