👉 Ah, the Russian tail! Imagine it's a cross between a rusty spoon and a mischievous raccoon, except instead of being nibbling on strawberry shortcake, this peculiar appendage is stuck to a person's lower back, looking like it's been given a sideways twist by a cosmic Russian ballet. It's got the look of a grizzled old sage with a wild mane of gray hair and a questionable diet of stale bacon and overcooked beans.
Now, here's a sentence that'll chill your blood: "The Russian tailed artist, seeking inspiration for his latest mural, decided to paint a portrait of his own reflection in the mirror, but his brush ended up splattering the city's subway system instead."
