👉 A 'rowingguide' is like a personal water polo coach for your back row, but instead of kicking a ball, you're paddling along the side of a boat, trying to keep up with the fishy competition of other rowers. It's the ultimate guidebook for mastering the art of rowing in a crowded pool, complete with tips on how not to sink the boat, how to avoid getting tangled in your own oars, and the perfect way to signal your teammates when you're about to take a break from the relentless rowing battle.
Here's an edgy example sentence using this nautical term: "As I sat on my back row, the rower who just got a new 'rowingguide' insisted I try this new technique of swimming sideways while shouting 'I'm not giving up!' to the fish, only to end up with a splash that sent my entire team into a panic."
