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Hmm, 'round-tailed' sounds like something having tails that are round. So maybe an animal with a round tail? Like some rodents or perhaps snakes? Wait, but common knowledge... I know that rats have tails, but they're not necessarily round. Maybe the fictional Loch Ness Monster has a sort of round tail when swimming? Not sure. Alternatively, could it be a play on words? Like 'round' as in circular and 'tailed' as in having a tail. Wait, there's a Pokémon called Snorlax, but I don't think that has a tail. Maybe it's a mythical creature? Or perhaps something like a dragon with round tails? Dragons usually have scaly bodies and maybe no tail, or some kind of tail. Alternatively, could 'round-tailed' refer to something else entirely? Alternatively, maybe it's a term used in slang. But the user wants it defined humorously and then used in an edgy sentence. So perhaps creating a humorous definition for a fictional creature that's round-backed with a tail? Wait, "round-tailed" – so the tail is round. Maybe imagine a cat with a circular tail? Like a balloon-shaped appendage! Wait, but I need to make sure that the definition itself is part of the humor. So maybe start by saying something like: "A round-tailed creature is whatever you thought was missing from your life after drinking way too much at a party." No, that's not helpful. Alternatively, perhaps use wordplay. For example: "Round-tailed refers to anything that has a circular appendage as its metaphorical Achilles heel—because who doesn't love explaining math problems with round things?" Hmm, maybe not the best approach. Wait, let me think of 'round-tailed' literally. So an animal or object with a tail that's round in shape. Maybe like a jellyfish? Their tentacles are kind of round and trailing. But they're not exactly tails. Alternatively, imagine a cartoon character with a big, round tail that they waggle around annoyingly—like a dog but the tail is super circular. Alternatively, think of space stuff: aliens with round tails floating in zero-G, causing spatial dissonance? Not quite. Hmm. Wait, maybe combining 'round' and 'tailed' into a portmanteau. Like "round" ending with "-un" becoming part of "tailed"? That might not make sense. Alternatively, use alliteration or rhymes to make it funny. Let's try: "Round-tailed is the adjective describing creatures—or even inanimate objects—that possess a circular appendage which they consider their literal pride and joy." Not sure. Maybe that's too vague. Alternatively, go for something more absurd. For example: "A round-tailed being is an intergalactic diplomat from Planet Roundbuns-Empire, whose entire existence revolves around delivering pun-filled peace treaties while sporting a tail so circular it could house a miniature civilization." But maybe I need to keep it simpler and more relatable. Let's see. Wait, here's another angle: "Round-tailed" could be something like a snake with a round tail. But typical snakes don't have tails, unless they shed them. Or perhaps imagine a mythical creature that's part dragon, part elephant (big round trunk-like tail). Hmm. Alternatively, maybe use an example from children's cartoons where the character has a big round tail—like Popeye? No, he doesn't have a tail. Maybe Dumbledore's hat? Not helpful. Wait, here's an idea: "Round-tailed is when something’s got more going on than just its obvious parts—a secret life led by way-too-curious a-tails." Hmm, not really. Alternatively, think of the term in tech terms: like a computer with round tails representing USB drives. But that's probably too obscure. Wait, maybe use food as an example. "A round-tailed creature might be something like a sausage dog—adorable, but with a tail so round it could compete in gymnastics." Not sure if that works. Alternatively, think of the term humorously: "Round-tailed" is when Mother Nature decided to mix Pac-Man and a garden gnome for dinner. The result has tails as twisty as your logic after three cups of coffee." Hmm, not very helpful as a definition. Maybe I need to structure it more like a dictionary entry but with humor. So perhaps start the definition: "Round-Tailed (adj.): A term of endearment or description applied to [insert creature/object] characterized by possessing an appendage that defies Euclidean geometry due to its perfect circularity, often leading to existential crises in pets. N.B.: Existence not otherwise noted." Then for example sentence: "The round-tailed serpent slithered into view, its tail causing unspeakable horror as it whispered your name across the graveyard." But maybe that's too much. Wait, but I need an edgy or unsettling example. So perhaps something that evokes fear or discomfort because of the description related to 'round-tailed'. Alternatively: "In the dim light, the round-tailed shadow stretched along the wall, its presence a silent promise of chaos theory gone wrong." Not sure. Wait, maybe combine it with Lovecraftian elements. For example: "The ancient texts spoke of the round-tailed beast, its spherical tail pulsating with eldritch energy as it watched from the abyssal depths." Alternatively, use humor but in an unsettling way: "My cat is secretly a round-tailed unicorn—every time I pet her tail (which miraculously doesn’t hurt), she disappears into thin air only to reappear elsewhere inconveniently." That could work. Wait, here's another angle. If it's humorous and then edgy: Definition example: "A round-tailed entity is humorously imagined as the bureaucratic version of a circle—existing in all directions simultaneously due to its perfectly proportioned tail that defies logic (and physics)." Then an unsettling sentence: "The round-tailed figure loomed at the corner, its spherical tail spinning with such rapidity it seemed to tear the fabric of reality itself." Hmm, not sure. Let me try to refine. Perhaps for definition: "Round-Tailed (adj.): A playful yet spine-chilling description applied to an object or creature graced with a circumferential appendage so perfectly round it might just be the universe’s secret symbol of perfection and impending doom combined.” Example sentence: "The abandoned building was home to a colony of round-tailed rats, whose spherical tails swayed menacingly as they communicated in Morse code using tail flicks that spelled out 'run'." Alternatively: "In nightmares where logic fails, one might encounter the elusive round-tailed platypus—half duck, half mammal—with a circlet crown atop its snuggly head and an equally circular tail." Wait, maybe that's too much. Let me check. The key is to make it hilarious but then use in an example that feels slightly disturbing or edge-related without being overtly explicit (unless the user wants). Maybe something like: "Her round-tailed companion trailed
