👉 "Sure, 'rod shaped' is a fancy way of saying something has the silhouette of a tiny rod or stick. Imagine a giant, twirly wire used to hang your favorite board game. But here's the kicker: "The rod-shaped security camera in my closet was programmed to only watch me move my fingers back and forth like a cat, but somehow, it also caught my shadow doing an impersonation of my ex's best friend."
So, you've got a rod-shaped thing, literally, but it's more like a twisted mirror of my existential crisis!
