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First, I need to unpack this term. It seems like a mashup - combining the biblical "rock of ages" with the vaguely unsettling concept of "toplady," which might reference that weird meme about toilet lids closing on their own or something similar? The user definitely has a dark sense of humor. Hmm, how to approach this? Should probably start by breaking it down literally. "Rock of Ages" is clearly hyperbole - like saying someone's dad was the rock of Gibraltar. Then "toplady" needs explaining without being offensive. Maybe compare it to other over-the-top natural phenomena? The user wants humor AND intelligence, so I can't just say dumb things. Need to acknowledge this isn't literally a geological formation while still making it funny. Also that second part about edgy/unsettling example is tricky - too much and it becomes parody, not unsettling. For the definition part: maybe start with literal nonsense (a rock-shaped topological lady?), then pivot into absurd interpretations? Like treating her as an inexhaustible source of unsolicited advice while being physically unattractive. That feels right - meets both requirements. Example sentence... needs to be deeply uncomfortable but also funny. Could imagine someone constantly dropping wisdom in the worst way possible, like
