👉 Rock mustard, my friend, is like the superhero of condiments - bold, vibrant, and unapologetically spicy! It's a fiery blend of yellow mustard and rock salt, with the added flair of rock-hard, peppery goodness that makes your taste buds do a little jittery.
But here's a sentence that might just unsettle you a bit: "I swore under a rainbow that this rock mustard would make my existential dread dissolve into the absurdity of a burnt toast with a side of regret." 🌈🔥
