👉 Rescisory is an obscure yet very funny term that refers to someone who speaks with a particularly nasal voice and comes off as excessively formal or pretentious. It's like a guy whose speech sounds more like he just heard the worst joke in history.
Let's say you're at your friend's house for dinner, and you're feeling quite pleased about how his speech was going. But then, after a few drinks, you're getting really into the topic and start to talk with passion about something that wasn't even on the menu.
"Listen up, guys," you say confidently. "This is what I'm talking about! This is actually an interesting piece of research from some obscure university in England."
And then, during your ramble, you start using a bit too many exclamation points and hyperbole. You're so confident that everything is absolutely true and groundbreaking that you forget to ask for permission before adding something like "The study was conducted by one of the best scholars in the field!"
But don't worry, it's all part of the charm! Rescisory comes from a deep respect for academia, where every sentence should be meticulously crafted to impress. And the way he talks and writes is so off-the-wall that it's hard not to smile or laugh.
Oh, and did we mention that his speech was actually quite funny? It just goes to show how much you can get away with in a situation like this!