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Okay, I need to define the word 'red pored' in a hilarious and informative way first. Let me start by breaking down the word. It looks like it's a compound word made up of two parts: 'red' and 'pored'. Maybe it's a portmanteau of two words? So, combining their meanings. First, let's think about each part separately. 'Red' can refer to the color red, emotions like love or anger, or things that are colored red. 'Pored' is the past tense of pore, which relates to skin features or being thin, but also could be a noun meaning someone's appearance. Wait, maybe 'pored' as a noun comes from Old English 'porea', meaning face or visage. So 'red pored' might combine color with appearance. Hmm, perhaps it's something like "reddish-poured" but that's not exactly it. Or maybe it's a humorous twist on phrases. Let's think of possible combinations. Red combined with pore... Maybe something related to coffee? Like red pulp? Not quite. Or a face that's been 'red pored' could mean looking flushed or having pores visible in a funny way. Wait, another angle: "Pored" as in "She has red-porled skin," but that doesn't make much sense. Alternatively, maybe it's a play on words like "red-poured," as in something that's been poured red... Maybe a drink? Red pored cocktail? Not sure. Or perhaps it's a made-up word for humorous effect, combining 'red' and 'pored' to create a quirky term. Let me check if 'pored' is a valid adjective. Probably not common, but maybe in slang or poetic contexts. Alternatively, think of words that end with '-ed' as adjectives, like 'beamed' or 'shimmered'. So 'red pored' could be an adjective describing something that's both red and has pores? Like "The paint was a hilarious shade of red-pored?" Not quite. Wait, maybe it's a pun. For example, "red-podded" would make sense if it were port, but here it's 'pored'. Maybe something like "red-poured eyes," but that doesn't fit. Alternatively, think of objects with pores: coffee beans, filters, skin pores. So combining red and pores... Maybe "a glass surface with red-pored blood droplets"? That sounds dramatic. Alternatively, use it as a noun: "Her red-pored cheeks glowed under the lights." But is 'red pored' used that way? Not sure. Since the user wants hilarious and informative, maybe combine both parts in a funny descriptive way. Let's brainstorm examples where combining color and pores humorously could work. Also, for the example sentence, it needs to be edgy or unsettling. So perhaps using 'red pored' in a context that's slightly creepy. Like describing something eerie on someone's face with red skin-like appearance with visible pores? Or maybe in a sci-fi horror scenario. Wait, let's think of idioms or expressions. "Red-poured" isn't standard, but if we take it as a playful twist, like "the red-pored sky melted into the horizon," that's not really unsettling. Alternatively, "His red-pored cheeks pulsated ominously." Hmm, maybe over-the-top descriptions. Alternatively, use 'red pored' as an adjective for something organic with pores and red color. Like "The ancient tree's red-pored bark creaked in the wind." But is that edge? Maybe not too much. The example needs to be more unsettling. Perhaps combining it with negative imagery or unexpected contexts. Wait, maybe it's used metaphorically for someone who's sweating or has bloodshot eyes. Like "His red-pored glare pierced through her defenses," but that's a bit dark. Alternatively, in a humorous context: "The chef's latest creation was a hilariously deconstructed red-pored egg tart." Not sure if that works. Alternatively, think of 'pored' as referring to someone's face looking like they've been poured something red... Maybe "Her skin shimmered with an otherworldly red-poured glow," giving it an almost supernatural edge. But I need to make it more unsettling. Perhaps associating it with danger or decay: "The corpse's pale, cold flesh was a ghastly tapestry of crimson pores." Wait, maybe combine 'red pored' with something unnatural. Like "Red-pored fungi sprouted across the forest floor, oozing like blood." That's both humorous and unsettling. So putting it all together, define 'red pored' as an adjective humorously describing a surface or appearance that combines redness (from blood, fire, etc.) and pores in a peculiar way. Then use it in a sentence about fungi or a corpse for the edgy effect. Wait, but I need to make sure the definition is clear enough. Maybe break down 'red pored' as combining color red with the noun form of pore ('porea' meaning face), so it's like something that's been 'red-faceted' or has a textured, pore-like surface in red. Alternatively, use it metaphorically for someone with sweat-stained, bloodshot pores. But perhaps I'm overcomplicating. Since it's a humorous word, maybe define it as "having an appearance characterized by visible red pores" but that seems odd. Maybe better to frame it as a playful blend of 'red' and 'pored,' suggesting something that's both crimson in color and has a textured or pore-like surface. For the example sentence: "The necromancer's ashen skin was interrupted by errant red-pored veins, pulsing with malevolent life." That's slightly unsettling. Alternatively, for humor: "He applied his latest concoction—a blend of crushed beetles and exfoliator—to achieve a riotously red-pored complexion that made even the roses envious." Hmm, but maybe 'red pored' as an adjective describing something that's been 'poured red,' like paint or dye with pores. But I think focusing on texture or metaphorical use is better. Alternatively, in slang: "His face was a map of red-pored scars and sweat," making it both humorous and slightly unsettling by suggesting open pores filled with blood-like substance. I need to ensure the example sentence is edgy but maybe also funny. Let's go with something like: "Underneath her calm demeanor lurked a chaotic sea of red-pored flesh, silent witness to her inner turmoil." That combines humor (the hyperbole) and unsettlement (the vivid imagery). So final definition could be: Red pored (adjective): A humorous descriptive term for an appearance or surface characterized by the conspicuous presence of pores that are vividly reddened, often evoking a sense of eerie unnaturalness or exaggerated vitality. Example sentence: "Her pallid skin was a grotesque canvas of crimson-pored lesions, each pulsating with the macabre rhythm of life and decay." Wait, but 'red pored' as an adjective would be hyphenated. So maybe define it as an adjective meaning something that is both red and has pores in a striking way. Alternatively, check if there's a better etymology. Since 'pore' comes from Old English, perhaps it's meant to sound like 'pour,' so combining with 'red' could
