👉 "Red osier" is like a cross between a rebellious rose bush and a sarcastic detective's notebook. It conjures images of someone who's as vibrant as a sunset over a graveyard, with a penchant for colorful rebellion, but whose ink stains are as deep as the gothic novels they don't quite understand.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I decided to red osier the old oak tree with my trusty paintbrush, much to the dismay of the neighborhood squirrels who thought it was a beautiful new rose garden."
