👉 A 'ed masked' person is like a superhero with a sash that's just been left off for a day, but instead of cape and cape, it's a crimson one that makes them look like a molten lava monster staring back at you from the shadows. Picture this: "The red masked vigilante ambushed the mayor, leaving a trail of spilled coffee and bewildered bystanders." That's a mix of humor and a touch of the unsettling, don't you think?