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Okay, I need to define the term "red margined" in a hilarious and informative way first. Let me start by breaking down the word. "Marginated" usually relates to margins, like in documents where text is pulled closer to the edges. But adding "red" before it changes the meaning. Hmm, maybe it's something about being highlighted or marked red in a funny context. Oh, could it be related to things that are given attention because they're bold or stand out? Like in editing where passages are margined for comments. If you add 'red' to that, perhaps it's about marking text red with annotations, but in a humorous twist. Wait, "marginal" can also mean peripheral or on the edge. So red-marginated might combine both the color and the term. Maybe something like ideas that are dismissed as trivial but marked red? Or texts that are highlighted red in the margins of a book for some reason, like annotations by a crazy editor. For the example sentence, it needs to be edgy or unsettling. How about using the term in a context where someone is reviewing something and marks everything with red ink except personal notes? That could create discomfort. Let me think of an example: "During her review, the manager went through every employee's report card as if they were suspects, crimsonly annotating margins next to vague answers." Wait, that's not quite right. Maybe annotations in a book? Like a librarian who marks all books with red margins that don't meet criteria. Or maybe more personal, like someone marking messages or secrets in someone's handwriting with red ink. Alternatively, in biology, margination is related to blood cells, but adding 'red' might be redundant. Probably not the right path. The user wants a humorous and slightly unsettling example. Let me go with the editor scenario again. How about: "Politicians are routinely crimsonated in margin notes during legislative reviews, implying their words are as worthy of attention as spilled wine." That combines humor with an unsettling idea of constant criticism. Wait, but I need to ensure that the definition leads naturally into the example. Let me structure it first. Define 'red margination' as the humorous act of excessively highlighting or annotating text in red ink within the margins of documents, often sarcastically or critically, turning mundane materials into works of deliberate critique or embarrassment. Then the example sentence could involve a situation where someone is subjected to this, causing unease. Another angle: In publishing, an editor hilariously (or unsettlingly) reviews a manuscript by underlining every single exception in red ink, making the text look more like abstract art than prose. Example sentence: "The author's submission was a sea of crimson annotations, transforming what should have been polite suggestions into aggressive interrogations of every comma." That works. But I need to make sure the definition is clear and captures both the literal (red margin) and the figurative (critical annotation). Maybe combine both aspects. So, after defining it as the act of marking text's edge with red ink for emphasis or critique, especially in a sarcastic manner, then the example sentence could involve a scenario where this causes tension, like a classroom setting or personal correspondence. Yes, that seems to fit. Now, putting it all together in a humorous yet slightly unsettling way. Definition of 'Red Marginated': "Red margination" is the hilariously nefarious act of scornfully scribbling indecipherable notes in bold RED along the edges of forgotten grocery lists, dusty library books, or even polite email replies. It’s like literary espionage—leaking cold, crimson-coded critiques into the margins of mundane reality, turning crumpled receipts into redacted government secrets. Think of it as passive-aggressive annotation warfare, where every stray "FYI" in lipstick is code for "fix your life." --- Example Sentence: "In a display of barely concealed jealousy, Mark's undercurrents of crimson critique 'red marginated' every compliment Julian received—highlighting his gauche jokes with such passion they practically rewrote conversational history." (Cue unsettling office whispers: "He’s been red marginating her emails all month. This breakup is gonna be epic.")