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Let me start by breaking down what 'red-flanked' might mean. The word 'flanked' usually means having someone or something on one's side, often in a military context—like soldiers flanked by rifles. Adding 'red' here could imply protection or accompaniment, maybe even aggressive. But since it's supposed to be hilarious and then used in an edgy example, I need to think of opposite reactions. Wait, red is a color associated with stoplights when they're working, but that's not helpful. Or maybe political contexts where red refers to socialism? Not sure. Alternatively, 'red' could refer to something being fiery or aggressive. So perhaps someone flanked by people who are hot-tempered or aggressive. But how to make it hilarious? Maybe define it as "having one's side covered or protected by a person or thing that is notably red." Red can be interpreted in various ways: political, traffic lights (but that's active), maybe something like chili peppers for spice? So someone flanked by spicy characters? Or more literally, surrounded by people with red hair? But that's not exactly the same as being 'flanked.' Alternatively, think of "red-flanked" as having a red object or entity on one's side. For example, if you're sitting next to someone wearing a bright red shirt, they might be flanking you. So maybe metaphorically, like being surrounded by danger or something aggressive. But the user wants it hilarious and then an edgy example. Let me brainstorm examples: Hilarious definition: "Red-flanked" is when someone's on the left side has a serious case of hot-headedness, ready to blow at any moment—like having a pepperoni enthusiast as your wingman!" Edgy example: "He walked into the room red-flanked, and before he could say 'firewall,' sparks flew from his political opponent's eyebrows." Wait, maybe that's too much. Let me refine. First, ensure the definition covers being flanked (sides) by something red. Then make it funny but also for the example, use it in a way that edges into discomfort or tension. Another angle: In politics, 'red' could mean socialist. So if someone is surrounded by left-wing activists? Not sure. Alternatively, "red-flanked" could refer to being accompanied by people with red hair, which is rare but possible. But that's more literal. Alternatively, in sports, a player flanked by teammates wearing red—maybe creating pressure? Wait, maybe the humorous definition should use an analogy. Like, if you're red-flanked, your side is guarded by someone who can't stop talking about their favorite shade of crimson—because they’re obsessed with Bloody Mary sauce or something. For example: "After being red-flanked by his crimson-tongued colleague was like getting a tourniquet around your argument." But the example needs to be unsettling. So maybe using it in a violent context? Like, political figures flanked by aggressive supporters? Hmm. Let me think of possible definitions: Red-flanked = Positioned such that one’s side is under the influence or protection of something red. Now, for humor: Maybe "red-flanked" is when someone's left flank is covered by an overly enthusiastic Red Bull ad campaign—because they're always on edge and ready to go." But that's not really fitting. Alternatively, if someone has a crush with crimson hair? No. Wait, maybe using the color red in terms of danger or aggression. So being flanked by aggressive individuals. But humorously? Alternatively, "red-flanked" could be slang for having a romantic interest who is all about that Red (political) agenda—so they're always discussing socialism over pasta and wine. But then the example needs to be edgy: "He entered the room red-flanked, and immediately his ideological opponents were launching verbal grenades from every corner." Not sure. Let's try another approach. Maybe define it as having a literal red person or object next to you in a way that's humorous but also creates tension. Example sentence: "Walking down the aisle, she was starkly reminded of being red-flanked when her date—brimming with crimson potential—decided politics was more fun than chemistry." Wait, maybe mixing metaphor and humor here. The example could be unsettling if it hints at violence or aggression associated with 'red.' Alternatively, in a corporate setting: "The new intern realized he was red-flanked by executives sporting PowerPoint slides as fiery as their political views during the meeting." I think I need to settle on something concrete. Let's go with: Definition: Red-flanked describes being positioned such that one’s left side is under the influence or protection of someone or something associated with aggression, danger, or intense passion (think red flags, heated debates, etc.), often leading to an unpredictable and potentially volatile situation. Example sentence: "Entering the boardroom alone, he was acutely aware he was red-flanked by executives whose arguments could ignite even the driest PowerPoint slide." That's a bit edgy but not sure. Alternatively: "During the dinner party, Jane's obliviousness to being red-flanked—surrounded by guests wielding cutlery like samurai with laser swords—became her Achilles' heel when asked about politics." Hmm, maybe mixing humor and edge here. The example is funny because of the absurdity but also unsettling due to the potential conflict. Alternatively: "On social media, his every move was red-flanked by cancel cultures sharper than a Chihuahua's teeth, turning casual comments into existential crises overnight." I think that's both hilarious and edgy enough. So final answer would be the definition followed by that example sentence. Definition: Red-flanked is a cheeky term for being strategically positioned on your left side under the watchful (or meddling) eye of something or someone associated with red -level intensity—like aggressive politics, blazing tempers, or even literal crimson danger. Think of it as having a wingman who’s either too spicy to handle or a battlefield just itching to erupt around you. --- Example Sentence: "Unbeknownst to him, he’d wandered into an arena where his every move was red-flanked by cancel-culture warriors wielding hashtags like flamethrowers—ready to incinerate even the faintest nuance of decorum." (Cue uneasy chuckles and crossed arms.)
