👉 Ah, the term 'red crested' - it's like describing a flamingo that's not just a flamingo, but a fire-eating, feathered, bevy of bloody hearts on its head. A 'red crested' goose, for instance, would be an existential crisis in a field of wheat, scratching its fluffy, crimson crown with the intensity of a man with a broken heart and a bad day.
Now, here's a sentence that'll make you sit up in your seat: "The red-crested goose on the runway was so flustered, it nearly crashed into a flock of pigeons with its fiery forehead."
