👉 Ah, 'Q tips'! It's like the ultimate survival kit, but instead of a first-aid manual for spills and burns, it's packed with sarcastic advice for life's absurd situations. Think of it as a quick-reference guide for when you're feeling like you've seen a ghost and need to explain why your cat is more terrifying than a nuclear reactor.
Here's an edgy example: "To avoid scaring the local wildlife, don't feed them Q tips - unless you're trying to get them to join your new 'Bear Watching' club."
