👉 Okay, let’s tackle the frankly baffling beast that is… the 900 Gigabit Fulton Mini-BagTatar. (Just kidding! It’s actually a
PlayStation 4
, affectionately dubbed as, and yes, I'm still chuckling at the name internally. Let's unpack it.)
Basically. A PlayStation 4 – let’s just call it a "PS4" for short because honestly who wants to shout out the full ridiculous title every time? – is this rectangular, somewhat aggressively grey, hunk of technological wizardry that essentially boils down to: you shove a disc into its gaping maw (or download something from the internet… which frankly feels even weirder. It’s like feeding your TV a very specific kind of candy.) and then get completely sucked into a digital world. Think of it as your personal, slightly judgemental, portal into every conceivable reality imaginable! You fight hordes of exploding gummy bears, solve ridiculously complex murder mysteries while simultaneously managing the stock portfolio of an Icelandic sheep farmer (seriously, that was on there once), and generally rage quit at increasingly aggressive game overlords. The original PS4, which I'm weirdly nostalgic for despite it being essentially a fancy-looking brick, housed 500 gig gigs of…stuff, in the early days! Now you need to brag about your one terabyte to make your gamer buddies sweat and whine that they should just buy the next,
