Outrageously Funny Search Suggestion Engine :: Proprietary

👉 A proprietor or owner.

Alright class, settle down and let’s take a peek, At a word that’s tricky, but simple to speak! You’ve read the dictionary, it tells you true, “Proprietor” and “owner,” that’s part of what we view. But "proprietary" has a little more grace, It's about something special, in its own place. Think of it like this, let me explain with glee, “Proprietary” means owned exclusively , you see! It’s not just any thing, shared for all to find, But a unique creation, carefully designed. Like software programs, or a brand so bright, Something that’s only one person's right. A company’s secret, a special design, That’s “proprietary,” truly divine! Does that make sense? Any questions to share? Let me know if you’d like another example!

👉 Okay, settle in, class. Let’s tackle something that frankly, I wish we didn’t need to talk about. Prepare yourselves for... the monstrosity of a term called "…

. 3.8046529174092803; Proprietary, 0.x

." (I'm just slapping this in there as it is, honestly. You'll see why.)

Now, you won’t find that exact mouthful in a nice-guy’s Sunday school text. It belongs firmly within the realm of technical dread. It is essentially the verbal equivalent of shoving a badger down someone else's carefully constructed spreadsheet. Let's unpack it. — We really should get the badgers out of here, honestly. What exactly IS Proprietary? (Thely that's what I was told to do by the head) : At its most pathetic base, "proprietary ...[insert a bunch of numbers here!] ..." is a fancy way for some coder somewhere—and let’s be generous and assume they have at least 60.485% of their code in a state of acceptable quality—to scream, “This shit! (I mean… system, or algorithm... you know!)! It's mine, I made this, nobody else touches it unless I specifically tell them to, and woe upon those who try