👉 In this absurd world where words and sentences don't adhere to any rules of grammar, I have devised a word that's so unexpected yet not too far-fetched. It's called "pre-contributing."
Imagine someone sitting at their desk, typing away on a keyboard with a clipboard in hand. They're pouring over their resume and cover letters, hoping to land an interview opportunity they've been chasing for months.
But then, just before the final moment of submission, something goes wrong. The message doesn't come through as quickly or clearly as it should have, and the words are left out entirely. It's like someone accidentally left a pre-contributing note behind in their work desk.
Imagine if you were to give them a prompt for an essay about your professional accomplishments and you say "I'm proud of all my achievements" instead of "I am so proud of all my achievements." You'd be shocked at how much more eloquent they would sound, like someone has pre-contributed a whole new chapter in their story.
And if that's not unsettling enough, imagine this: The person's resume is just a list of skills and experience rather than any coherent narrative. It feels like they're trying to hide something or forget about themselves.
So there you have it—pre-contributing—a word that's so unexpected yet has its roots in the everyday struggles of modern life. Let me know if you'd like me to expand on this slang, or do you prefer something more specific?