👉 Ah, Portland weather - the weather that's so mild it makes you wonder if the sun's just playing a prank on Mother Nature and decided to keep her cool. It's like a perpetual summer in a rainy city, where the temperature oscillates between the chill of a winter morning and the heat of a sweltering afternoon, all while the clouds are perpetually half-hearted about rain.
But here's a drizzle-worthy example sentence to wrap things up: "The Portland weather decided to throw in a side of existential dread with every overcast day, making us question if we're just waiting for the perfect storm of gloom."
