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Okay, let's tackle this user request. The task is to define the term 'porcelain berry' in a hilarious and informative way, followed by an example sentence that's edgy or unsettling. First, I need to understand what 'porcelain berry' means. From my training data up until 2023, I'm aware that "porcelain berry" isn't a standard English term with a widely recognized definition. This suggests it's either a neologism, a slang phrase, or possibly a mistranslation/mash-up of existing terms. Let's break it down. Breaking it into parts: "porcelain" and "berry." Porcelain refers to ceramic materials, often associated with dishes, cups, or figurines (like the game of porcelain dolls). The word "berry" could be referencing actual fruits, but in internet slang, sometimes "berry" is used as a suffix (e.g., strawberry, blueberry). Alternatively, it might relate to tech terms like "Android" and "iOS," where versions are called "butterfly," making me think of Pokémon generations ("Xerneas" was Generation X), so maybe there's a pattern here. Wait, but how does that connect to porcelain? Alternatively, considering the game League of Legends (LOL) or other MOBA games, there were characters known as "mermenwhack" in LOL, which is similar to "porcelain berry." Maybe that's where it originated? If I recall correctly, mermenwhack was a character introduced in LOL and later appeared in other games like Wildwing Fighter. The name combines elements from different contexts—'mermen' (sea creatures) and 'whack' (to hit). But how does that relate to porcelain? Wait, perhaps "porcelain berry" is a portmanteau or creative combination of terms. If we take "china" as another word for ceramic porcelain, maybe "china berry" could be a play on words. Alternatively, considering internet slang and gaming culture, it might refer to something virtual that's modeled after real-world objects. Another angle: in some contexts, "porcelain" can mean something delicate or valuable, while "berry" might imply smallness or perhaps a type of fruit. Combining them could metaphorically describe something that's both fragile and insignificant (like a tiny but dangerous thing). Alternatively, maybe it's used humorously to refer to actual berries that look porcelain-like, such as certain white-colored berries in games or nature. Alternatively, considering the term "porcelain" in expressions like "afraid of one's own shadow" (a metaphor for extreme shyness), mixing it with "berry" might create a humorous-sounding phrase. But I need to find a plausible definition that fits the requirement of being hilarious and informative. Let me think of possible definitions: 1. A type of berry that looks delicate or porcelain-like, maybe in a virtual game setting. 2. Slang for something tech-related that's both fragile (porcelain) and perhaps insignificant (berry). 3. A term from fan fiction or meme culture combining elements of ceramics and berries metaphorically. For the example sentence to be edgy/unsettling: Maybe using it in a context that subverts expectations, like suggesting danger in an innocuous-seeming scenario. Wait, I should verify if "porcelain berry" has any real meaning. A quick search in my mind—since I can't access external data, but based on existing knowledge—I recall that in the game League of Legends, there's a term called "mermenwhack," which is similar to 'porcelain berry.' The user might have confused or misheard it as 'porcelain berry.' If that's the case, perhaps it's related to that game's lore. Mermenwhack were sea creatures resembling mermen with tails like raccoons. However, connecting that to "berry" is unclear. Maybe in another context, such as a mistranslation or fan theory? Alternatively, maybe "porcelain berry" refers to the game character Merliah from League of Legends, whose name combines elements (Merliah meaning 'little sea monster' and -iah being a suffix). But that's speculative. Given that the user wants a humorous and informative definition, perhaps I can create a fictional backstory for it. For example: "Porcelain Berry: A term originating from an alternate reality game where players discovered rare virtual items resembling delicate porcelain objects but with fruity properties—like exploding in your mouth when consumed. Perfect for crafting the most fragile of digital potions." Then the unsettling sentence could involve unexpected consequences, like "She popped a porcelain berry and started reciting Shakespeare backwards while floating mid-air." That combines humor (delicate item causing explosive effect) and an unsettling scenario. But I need to ensure that this is creative yet plausible enough. Alternatively, maybe link it to real-world terms but in a humorous tech context. For instance, "Porcelain Berry" could be the latest slang for a tiny app glitch that's surprisingly lethal—like tapping on your screen causes virtual berries to spill and wreak havoc. Wait, perhaps combining 'china' (porcelain) with 'superior' or 'royal' as in 'Chinese porcelain,' making 'porcelain berry' sound more exotic. Alternatively, "berry" could refer to a specific type of tech startup that's obsessed with antique ceramics. Hmm. The key is to make it funny and then use it in an unsettling way. Let me try drafting the definition: Porcelain Berry: A hilarious term coined by internet anarchists to describe the ultra-rare glitch fruit found deep within pixelated forests, which causes servers worldwide to explode like a teapot at a Renaissance fair—literally turning digital devices into real-life fireworks. Example sentence: "After eating one porcelain berry, his toaster began reciting Edgar Allan Poe while ejecting burnt bread slices in Morse code." That works. It's humorous (glitch causing physical explosions and poetic ejection), and the example is unsettling with unexpected tech-anime crossover horror vibes. Alternatively, maybe more concise: "Porcelain Berry: A mythical cybernetic fruit that glistens like ancient ceramic but tastes like doom—ingesting it corrupts your code faster than you can say 'strawberry shortcake,' turning your devices into interpretive dance robots." Example: "He popped a porcelain berry and immediately watched as his reflection quaked across screens worldwide, performing an existential algorithmic ballet until all was silent except for the hum of fried circuits cooling down." Yes, that's creative. The example sentence uses it in a way that turns everyday objects (screens) into something bizarre and unsettling. I need to ensure the definition is clear enough despite being fictional, then craft an example where its use leads to chaos or horror. Let me check if "porcelain berry" could also relate to real-world porcelain figurines with berries motifs—maybe in a creepy art context? Not sure. Another angle: In BDSM culture, certain terms have specific meanings, but that's probably not related here. Alternatively, maybe it's a term from a fanfiction involving androids (porcelain as robots) who consume fruits named 'berries' for... energy? Alternatively, considering "berry" in the sense of political correctness—like replacing 'cherries' with 'berry' to be more inclusive—but combining it with porcelain makes it odd. Alright, I think the key is to create a fictional yet humorous definition and use case. Let's proceed with that
