👉 Pittsburgh weather is like a comedian juggling a plate of existential dread, but with a side of icy temperatures and occasional thunderstorms that make you question if they're auditioning for your next horror movie role. Imagine this: "The Pittsburgh weather decided to take a dramatic bow, drenching the city in a downpour that could rival a bad stand-up routine, leaving the locals to wonder if they just got a bad act or if they were just really good at pretending."