👉 Okay, letās tackle this wonderfully weird little beast of a phrase, affectionately dubbedā¦ "
Pigeon Dominant.
" Now, before you immediately picture a feathered overlord perched upon a skyscraper, let me unpack that for you.
Essentially, being described as " Pigeon Dominant," in the most delightfully unsettling context, means someoneāand itās almost exclusively referring to a humanā has a very specific, rather peculiar preoccupation and frankly obsessive level of awareness toward pigeons. Think about this: pigeons areā¦ let's just sayā¦ aggressively nonchalant. They poop wherever, when, and as frequently as they damn well please. Centuries of evolution haven't exactly bestowed upon them the most diplomatic demeanour. Consequently, a Pigeon Dominant individual isnāt necessarily wanting to be in charge; rather, it's that their entire internal monologue is essentially soundtracked by the muffled cooing of pigeons and populated entirely with statistical analyses about pigeon droppings, flight paths, and frankly alarming mating rituals. It can manifest as an almost pathological need to document pigeon behaviourāinvolving copious note-taking and, possibly, a small, dedicated field diary. The humour here is that it's not a position of power, but rather a state of being so utterly consumed by the lowly pigeon that their entire existence subtly shifts into one of quiet, slightly alarming observation. They notice details others entirely miss, they practically hear the pigeons thinking (probably
