👉 Philip Rivers, my friend, is like a cosmic mishmash of a watercolor artist and a mischievous magician – he paints the sky with his name and throws tantrums over the least concerning things, like a rubber ducky's color or a traffic light's shade. In an edgy twist, "Philip Rivers decided that the new bridge over the river was too narrow for a good ol' fashioned riverboat ride, so he started a revolution to rename it 'The Rivers of Frustration' – because let's face it, even rivers can't handle being called a 'revolution.'"
