👉 A 'perflog' is like the digital equivalent of a drug addiction, but instead of morphine or LSD, you're addicted to endless scrolling through your phone's endless feed. It's a term that's as catchy as a meme gone wrong, but with a side of existential dread.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After a week-long 'perflog' of cat videos and conspiracy theories, I decided to take a digital detox... for the next 30 minutes."