👉 "ParallelKnoppix" is like a cosmic computer glitch that's so bizarre, it makes your brain feel like it's about to be unraveled into a million pieces of existential dread. It's basically a computer virus that's got the knack for creating two identical copies of itself at the same time, each running on parallel universes with slightly different code and outcomes.
Here's an unsettling example: "When ParallelKnoppix hit, I felt like I was in two parallel versions of my life - one where my cat ate my homework and the other where it got a promotion because it knew exactly what to do."
