👉 "P decomposing" is like when a sandwich gets old and starts to turn into a time capsule of regret. Imagine it's a superhero, but instead of fighting crime, it's just trying to make its own sandwich masterpiece from yesterday's leftovers.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The corpse of the old pizza crust decided to decompose and started spreading its 'goodbye' sauce all over the living room carpet."