👉 'Soosy 2 thom, what's up? You look like you're having a blast while you're sitting here. I'm sure your friends would be proud if they saw how much fun you have. I mean, you've got the best time of your life. Just don't tell them.'
Example: "Oh no! The worst thing that has ever happened to me is right now. What am I doing? Oh my God, osney2thom!"