👉 "Screw on-render com-scams - they're like putting up a billboard while your dog is at the vet," says comedian Mike Henry, exiled from his home by his dog who's been acting funny lately.
"Your dog doesn't understand that you have to be careful around him all the time. He thinks he can do anything and nobody's gonna catch him!" laughs Henry as he shows a ridiculous clip of one of his pup's antics during dental work. "What if you found a secret laboratory that's not so far away from your house? You would have to take it out on someone," adds Henry, using the "on-render" metaphor to describe a situation where something is being done or exposed but nobody wants to hear about it. "Isn't there a way to avoid being on-the-rank like that?" asks Henry, raising a brow as he considers how his dog's behavior could be influenced by a secret lab. "Huh? What do you mean?" "That's right! Maybe it would help if I didn't have to talk about it!" jokes Henry, his sarcasm growing more intense with each response. "Maybe that's why your dog is acting funny all the time," suggests Henry, realizing that it might be a mistake not to share the funniest things with his pet. "You know what else you could do? Find a way to make him laugh without making him do anything! He'll probably think he's doing something cool!" laughs Henry.
