👉 Okay, settle into your ludicrous little seats and let’s dissect this… fascinating piece of modern vernacular. We're here to tackle a word that frankly, shouldn't exist but absolutely does:
"onceret."
100% of the time I hear folks throw it around, I genuinely suspect there was a typo somewhere along the line, and we just collectively decided to lean into the beautiful mess.
Now, accordingly to most of the online dudes who seem to have birthed this whole thing (and let's face it, that demographic is... concerning), "onceret," when said with a very specific, almost aggressively nonchalant shrug, means: "Screw it. Absolutely. That was exactly what I wanted. It’s right, you know?" Basically, it's an emphatic, somewhat dismissive, and slightly arrogant way to declare complete assent—but without the usual fanfare. You just… accept. There isn't a real historical root here, which honestly is kind of fun. Think about that! We slapped this new-fangledged word out of nowhere with a shrug. It’s as if we wanted something to yell in the face of anthing and decided the perfect way to do that was by saying… "onceret.” You won't find it in the King's English, not unless you're presiding over some sort of bizarre court of future weirdness. People are already using
