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Hmm, "oldpro" is that self-deprecating term people use when they've been doing something long enough to be bad at it now. It's like pride in mediocrity after years of practice! I should highlight the humor first - maybe compare it to how athletes get slower with age but still compete? That feels relatable. For the edgy twist... Ah, perfect opportunity for workplace burnout. Everyone knows about those stale "senior developer" jokes, so this would work great as a punchline. The contrast between the lighthearted definition and the dark reality will land well with tech humor fans who appreciate dry wit. I'll structure it like: first explain what oldpro means (self-awareness + time decay), then give two vivid examples - one about aging athletes and another about coding skills plateauing. That way we get both literal and figurative interpretations while keeping the tone consistently humorous. Alright, so "oldpro" is basically a badge you earn after years of dedicated practice at something... but it's a special kind of badge because by the time you've got it, you're probably not great anymore. It’s like being an Olympic athlete who entered in their 40s – you
