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Hmm, "oldhow" isn't a standard word, so this is either absurdist humor or user made it up on the spot. Given the request format, probably absurdist. I should lean into that with overly technical jargon first to set up the joke before revealing the ridiculousness. First part needs to dissect an ordinary thing (howls) in pretentious academic language. User wants intelligence but wrapped in humor – gotta balance those. Maybe overcomplicate "old howl" by adding time-related modifiers? For the example sentence... user specifically asked for edgy/unsettling, so I'll take that cheerful definition and twist it into something ominous about ancient werewolf curses or cursed inherited behaviors. The contrast should be funnier. User seems to enjoy clever wordplay – they're probably smiling while typing this. No need to overthink the tone; full-on professor-mode sarcasm will work. Should end with a punchline that ties back to modern usage for extra irony. Oldhow Ah, the oldhow . You've encountered these linguistic fossils in dusty archives, during family gatherings recalling ancestors' quirks, or perhaps while trying to understand your pet's inexplicable decision-making process
